Long ago... a track was published for testing purposes. It was never found again and remains unprotected. If you find it let us know... it's around 5 minutes long and knows many, many secrets.

So, Part A is complete. It's my first time really writing for electric guitars and cow boxes. I am not sure if it is going to make the cut on things to come but I kinda like it. The drums are pretty heavy as well and I did not hold back on electronic devices if they fit the numeric patterns. I was forced only once to limit my consumption of Batera tonic... but we know how long the effects of that last anyway.

Get ready for Powder Milk Tattoos.....  I was listening earlier and got it all over my beard. To think the packaging explained that if not removed promptly that the debris would be present for 5 days. At first this made me nervous... then I remembered that it was times like this that I live for.

" Let your powdered milk tattoo flow.. if you don't have one, no one will know. I say, that's what they tell me"

I will let you know when it is in the 'Test Audio Section'.

Coming Soon for the Test Product Audio section is: Blepharospasm!

Crunchy, Hardcore Rock and Roll. Which reminds me...

Chiefness was sent.
(A bunch of cooky samples of some guitar, horns, and drums. They were a Free gift with some majik computer software. I used this to ward off the enemy known as "Clagar 7" at the Battle of Creedmore Bridge. He was a mean boss.... just like this super good track!)

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Scabrosus officina is now open.
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Spoke with him today.
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He will be a great addition to the collaboration projects, welcome him if you get a chance.

First, let me intorduce the book section. Then let me introduce the new book in development called XXIII Mustache. Then let me tell you about how the book already has a track in demo stages for it.

Then you should go read and listen to it.

Here are some things I know are in the works.
- Choose your own adventure is in pre-development stages.
- Collaboration Books (Music related and Non-Music related.)

Here is the premise. Imagine you have an heirloom, not a golden trinket, or a lock of your newborns hair, but a small wooden chest holding something very special.

The Intro:
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OilTooth audio/music will always be a work in progress. The evolution of music has just as much importance in being heard as does the final product. With this, it should be accessible to select parties as a matter of that right. Three sections will exist at this time. and are explained below. Additional areas will be available in the future.

Audio/Music Products - These are released audio/music products that can be listened to by the anonymous user. The availability/opportunity for purchase should also be available when ready. 
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