So, Part A is complete. It's my first time really writing for electric guitars and cow boxes. I am not sure if it is going to make the cut on things to come but I kinda like it. The drums are pretty heavy as well and I did not hold back on electronic devices if they fit the numeric patterns. I was forced only once to limit my consumption of Batera tonic... but we know how long the effects of that last anyway.

It's official. It's on Muzak systems everywhere. I've it had it pumped into my head all day at work.
When I was powerless to ignore it, it would repeat itself over and over and over again.
On multiple occasions, I put on headphones and tried to listen to alternative selections in order to free myself from it's ice cold grasp. At first I wondered if the music may shut itself down when I put on the headphones only to broadcast again when they were removed. This was my fear and still may be true.

I switch to self help mode and whistle.
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-- Catfish Slaves
Deep Down in the desert, where the Camels wear their shades, where the future is told by a Polygraph, but there was only one made, and it is guarded by thelrusa and her seven catfish slaves. I will camp here if you don’t mind.

-- Pills
Most of my pills are orange in hue.
I am not very fond of them.
However, I do not think the color is the culprit.

I wear a bow tie. I am a proud.
I wear it by myself.
I wear it in a crowd.
From the soft color of pastel to the loudest of the loud.
I wear a bow tie.

This is just a special Thanksgiving poem... I think this is a great poem for the holidays.

Get ready for Powder Milk Tattoos.....  I was listening earlier and got it all over my beard. To think the packaging explained that if not removed promptly that the debris would be present for 5 days. At first this made me nervous... then I remembered that it was times like this that I live for.

" Let your powdered milk tattoo flow.. if you don't have one, no one will know. I say, that's what they tell me"

I will let you know when it is in the 'Test Audio Section'.

You may or may not have noticied that OilTooth can now be reached by going to www.oiltooth.com, instead of the oiltooth/stage url. This means that OilTooth is now really www.oiltooth.com and not just kinda like it.
This should also make things a little easier to tell people about, advertise, etc. I had some issues at first with the domain change, but I think things are back in order. If you find anything wrong (e.g., broken links, images, etc.) let me know.
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Coming Soon for the Test Product Audio section is: Blepharospasm!

Crunchy, Hardcore Rock and Roll. Which reminds me...

I have had a ton of request to figure out the lyrics to '22 Beards'. I will take this opportunity to display them electronically. Now, for those of you who have not heard the demo track in our test audio section, because you are not yet a member of the elite OilTooth authenticated members, I am sorry. Please make sure you request information in order to be considered as one of the lucky few.

The original 22 Beards text. 

22 Beards and a shit load of swords left on the Mountains of Pitsgah.
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