The thundershatner was busy this weekend, working within the limitations of modern day plumbing. The power of the thunderstick and short-wave radio proved to be valiant allies within the snaking realm of the marketplace. By mixing the two symbols together that make-up the thundershatner symbol (shatner to the left, thunderbolt at right), he was eventually adept at unclogging the fixture that gave him so many issues.
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So, Part A is complete. It's my first time really writing for electric guitars and cow boxes. I am not sure if it is going to make the cut on things to come but I kinda like it. The drums are pretty heavy as well and I did not hold back on electronic devices if they fit the numeric patterns. I was forced only once to limit my consumption of Batera tonic... but we know how long the effects of that last anyway.

Well folks... it is that time again. Very soon the curtain will be closing for unauthenticated usage until the next batch is released for viewing. You still have a chance to listen and rate as you see fit. Make sure you leave comments for the members as they always enjoy constructive criticism, sword fighting, and the chance to make new friends. I am not sure what that means but make sure you listen to the available tracks.

It's official. It's on Muzak systems everywhere. I've it had it pumped into my head all day at work.
When I was powerless to ignore it, it would repeat itself over and over and over again.
On multiple occasions, I put on headphones and tried to listen to alternative selections in order to free myself from it's ice cold grasp. At first I wondered if the music may shut itself down when I put on the headphones only to broadcast again when they were removed. This was my fear and still may be true.

I switch to self help mode and whistle.
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Fellow symbol members, please pardon the blaspheme which we sometimes entitle procrastination. New audio is available for selected ears in the audio lab section. Feel free to noodle/doodle with whatever you like and throw it in a pot to see what you come up with. Thank you for posting the catfishslaves riddle along with added material brother.
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-- Catfish Slaves
Deep Down in the desert, where the Camels wear their shades, where the future is told by a Polygraph, but there was only one made, and it is guarded by thelrusa and her seven catfish slaves. I will camp here if you don’t mind.

-- Pills
Most of my pills are orange in hue.
I am not very fond of them.
However, I do not think the color is the culprit.

I met a stranger from the forest.
She told me she was from the "old world"
I wondered what she meant by this as she extricated a snow globe from beneath her flagon.
A puzzled look came to her face as she gave me this device and asked for it's chemical makeup to be analyzed.
After a few days of intense scrutiny, it seems that the grimoire not only is a derivative of magick, but various aspects of it's power reside within the snow globe given me.......the dark grimoire is growing within a petri dish in my basement now. ~T_/\_T~

I wear a bow tie. I am a proud.
I wear it by myself.
I wear it in a crowd.
From the soft color of pastel to the loudest of the loud.
I wear a bow tie.

This is just a special Thanksgiving poem... I think this is a great poem for the holidays.

Get ready for Powder Milk Tattoos.....  I was listening earlier and got it all over my beard. To think the packaging explained that if not removed promptly that the debris would be present for 5 days. At first this made me nervous... then I remembered that it was times like this that I live for.

" Let your powdered milk tattoo flow.. if you don't have one, no one will know. I say, that's what they tell me"

I will let you know when it is in the 'Test Audio Section'.

You may or may not have noticied that OilTooth can now be reached by going to www.oiltooth.com, instead of the oiltooth/stage url. This means that OilTooth is now really www.oiltooth.com and not just kinda like it.
This should also make things a little easier to tell people about, advertise, etc. I had some issues at first with the domain change, but I think things are back in order. If you find anything wrong (e.g., broken links, images, etc.) let me know.
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